This is possibly the worst review I've ever posted, so I'll keep it short.
Another typical Hamilton mess, this plotless, pointless book (weighted with prolific attempts at padding and poor examples of penetration and procedural) could barely keep my attention; however, I had several friends who volunteered to read passages in accents and funny voices to get me through it. Special points to my neighbor who did the "choking scene" after sipping the helium from a few store-bought balloons.
If you attempt this one, have a box of wine handy. You'll need it.